Act Three
The year is 2028 and Will Smith, playing the part of the now adult David, has escaped the clutches of his crazed meglomaniac mother Madge (played by herself)who is intent on world domination. David searches Africa for his unknown father played by Shawshank Redemption favourite Morgan Freeman. Meanwhile Madonnas true son and heir Rocco, (played by Harry Potter favourite Daniel Radcliffe) hires a team of cockney mafia hitmen, led by Jason Statham, to bump off Morgan Freeman who is now Prime Minister of Malawi and knows nothing of Davids quest.
Act three ends in an emotional reunion between David and his father while Madge who is arrested for singing badly, Guy and all the bad guys are led off in chains for a life in a Malawian gaol for the rest of their proverbials.
Ahhhh bless.
All this could only happen in Madgeland.
Billy
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