If like me, you are a duck.

Always wet in Motherwell. Rain live it. Love it.

Billy

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Has to be.
The worst run of BB, the worst housemate in Charley who has the worst attitude Ive ever witnessed.

Ranting, bitching, bad-mouthing, air-headed, dumb, foul-mouthed, witless, mindless, minger who is the self-penned "IT" Girl Charley. Can they not just drag her out by the hair and drop her in the Thames? That girls going to need a police escort when she gets out for sure. Just imagine being shackled to that for the rest of your naturals. She hasn't a good word for anyone but herself.

She almost puts Jade Goody in the shade.

No come to think Goody was the pits and still is.

Channel 4 ratings must be well down for this lot. Can we not close it down. Its awfully crap.

In between Blair leaving and Brown being given the door keys to number 10, there is no one running the country for 10 minutes.

Cue kaiser Chiefs....

Look he's sneaking out the basement...quick make sure he's left all the towels

Billy

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Dave Cameron (aka Mr Incredible) is not a happy bunny. He's lost one of his chums who doesnt want to play with him any more. Politics is just like the schoolyard.

Traitor......"I don't want to play with you any more Dave, you're too bossy."
Mr Incredible...."Well get lost then fatty, I never liked you anyway, you smell."
Traitor......"Look whos calling who fat, you chubby-cheeked geek."
Traitor......."I've got a new friend to play with, Gordon, so there."
Gordon........"Hello traitor, shall we go and bash Dave with my big clunking fist?"
Traitor......."Oooh yes, lets, I really hate that Dave, he called me fatty."
Gordon........"OK Traitor you're in, but call me Sir from now on, OK, and go and get the ice creams in, your'e paying."
Traitor......."You can lick all the rasperry sauce off mine if you want."
Gordon........"Maybe later behind the bike shed fatty."

And thats how it was in politics for dave, gordon and all the others.

Billy

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Yes, its true after serving 24 days of a 45 day sentence, no-brainer Paris Hilton is now a free woman and no longer a jail 'bird'. God help us all.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6240036.stm

How did we cope without her?
Will our lives ever be the same again?

Here's hoping she's learned a lesson.

Billy

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Sometime tomorrow Tony Blair will eventually let go of the door handle at 10 Downing Street and give the keys to his lifelong mate Gordon.

And off he'll trot with his little wheely suitcase or spotted hankie on a stick, to the Westminster tube station or maybe catch a routemaster to Islington with the kids and Cherie (looking forlorn- as ever) in tow.

And another era will begin. Gordon will select his cabinet of "all the people".

Why did he talk to Pady Pantsdown? No idea is the short answer. Far better people around than Paddy Pantsdown.

Billy's Cabinet of all the people

The cast

Gordon Brown....................Prime Minister
Harriet Harman..................A dogsbody or Gopher
Tom Cruise......................Culture Secretary
Anthea Turner...................Home Secretary
Osama Bin Laden.................Defence Secretary
Tony Blair (A Catholic).........Minister for sweeping up
Victoria Beckham................Health Minister
Jade Goodie.....................Minister for Good Manners
Chanelle off Big Brother........Junior Minister with responsibility for hair straightening
Brian off Big Brother...........Education Secretary (for his nolledge of that Shakespeare fing)
Sir Alan Sugar..................Minister for Amstrad representing Trotters Independant Traders

Should do for a start.

Love Billy

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Apologies to all the millions and zillions of BBD readers that have missed the daily posts.
It's exam season and as yours truly is involved in additional work because of staff absences and all that, I've really been tied up.

Can't wait until next week when most of the exams will have finished.
I can then start ranting again.

And we have Tony Blair's departure to look forward too - I wonder if his highness will grant us mere peasants a street party.

More later in the week.

Thank you for tuning in and keeping the faith.

Love Billy

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Simon and Kristina it is then!

Hooray, the wicked witch and people-north-of-watford hater Katy Hopkins didn't make it. Well, no loss there then. And Tre can now settle down and find a nice job selling used fecking cars to fecking tossers on a dodgy car lot in the East End.

Should be good next week. Kristina for me.

Billy

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Reported this morning that John Prescott is in hospital suffering from Pneumonia.

Here's to hoping he gets well soon. We miss you John, your'e the only Cabinet Minister with any balls.

Love Billy

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According to the news today, after exposing some people with epilepsy to the multimedia version, it brought on an epileptic fit. In other people it brought on migraine.

Not good is it. Thankfully it only made me vomit and shake ma heed!

Love Billy

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The (new) Olympic 2012 logo has created quite a lot of upset since its unveiling yesterday. At a cost of £440,000, from Design Agency Wolff Olins. (We already had one logo - this one, which came out for the Olympic bid in 2005. What was wrong with this then?

Why go and waste a shed load more money on something that looks as if a primary school finger-painting class could have produced it?

I can see the nice use of neutral multi-colours to reflect our multi-cultural society. Good politically. Reflects what we are a multi-colour, multi-ethnic, multi-talented nation. We all know this. But must we have a strawberry mouse colour in the flag just to please the Scientologists who live here? No. we shouldnt, or a colour just to represent the Trekkies? (Come on now Billy...no more religous stuff...remember we don't do religion on this blog...Ed)
Have we lost our National identity? What is happening in Britian when you can't use Red White and Blue without the fear of upsetting people? Excuse the language but fuck that we're British, this is Britain, Great Britain, the UK, the British Isles whatever you want to call it. No racism there is there, saying this is Britain or the UK, its where we live. Like where I live. Like where you live. Our national colours are red white and blue. Like Many other countries in the world. Not Pink, Peppermint green and that awful soiled nappy coloured shitty yellow.

Grrrrrrr

Billy

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