Sometime tomorrow Tony Blair will eventually let go of the door handle at 10 Downing Street and give the keys to his lifelong mate Gordon.
And off he'll trot with his little wheely suitcase or spotted hankie on a stick, to the Westminster tube station or maybe catch a routemaster to Islington with the kids and Cherie (looking forlorn- as ever) in tow.
And another era will begin. Gordon will select his cabinet of "all the people".
Why did he talk to Pady Pantsdown? No idea is the short answer. Far better people around than Paddy Pantsdown.
Billy's Cabinet of all the people
The cast
Gordon Brown....................Prime Minister
Harriet Harman..................A dogsbody or Gopher
Tom Cruise......................Culture Secretary
Anthea Turner...................Home Secretary
Osama Bin Laden.................Defence Secretary
Tony Blair (A Catholic).........Minister for sweeping up
Victoria Beckham................Health Minister
Jade Goodie.....................Minister for Good Manners
Chanelle off Big Brother........Junior Minister with responsibility for hair straightening
Brian off Big Brother...........Education Secretary (for his nolledge of that Shakespeare fing)
Sir Alan Sugar..................Minister for Amstrad representing Trotters Independant Traders
Should do for a start.
Love Billy
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